“Things” say the funniest things

Just a funny thing that happened while I was at Cyberbilly Estates.
I learned that “spare ribs” is Thingese for “spider webs“. Thanks Mama, fer translatin’.
My mouth almost started waterin’ somethin’ awful.

2 thoughts on ““Things” say the funniest things

  1. The key to translating thingese speech is to pretend that you are talking to a drunken sailor because all the slurs and mispronounciations are basically the same speech impediments that Things 1 & 2 demonstrate. Fortunately, Thing 1 had a year and a helf of speech therapy, so he’s easier to understand… most of the time.