Chicken Cacciatore – sorta


Think back, back to that all night party that found you sicker than a dog (sorry canine lovers). You know how your mouth salivates right before you wretch? Yeah? Well, when I look at the pictures I took of this meal versus what it tasted like … that’s how I feel. Like wretching. Sure you’re thinking to yourself, “dang man, it’s just Chicken Cacciatore, lighten up pal.” Yeah, well you didn’t have any.


Last Friday evening started off great. I had a natural chicken I wanted to cook for dinner, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do another ‘roast’ chicken. I dug through the fridge and oddly enough we had just about what I needed for Chicken Cacciatore. Off to my laptop I flew to check Food TV’s web site and see what Tyler Florence had to say.
Easy and straight forward. First off I had to roast the red bell peppers and scrape the skin off.
I pieced out the whole chicken, floured it, dipped in egg wash, flour then a shallow fry skin side down first, about 5 minutes a side. Do not fully cook.
Then you have to make your base. (For a complete recipe please visit Food TV’s web site.) I did this just fine, although I didn’t have anchovies, a lemon and white wine. I wasn’t concerned, I had a lime and some red wine. Use what you have, I say. Besides, it was Friday night for crissakes.


See, it all looks fine doesn’t it? Sure did to me.
I finished the recipe in fine style, even the chicken was correct.
It came time for the tasting, to see what else it might need. I was hit right in the face with a bright rancid lime flavor. It made your tongue jump. I stared in disbelief realizing that I should NOT have substituted a lime for a lemon. I could feel my feet slip out from under me and I leaned against the stove. “oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man. Is there anything I can do? What would MacGuyver do?” The first thing that comes to mind is to add some sugar, so I did. But to stir it into the pot required some stiring and it started to pull the coating off the chicken. Soon it was a sweeter rancid lime flavor.

Nearly the entire meal was slopped off in to the trash. Game over, son.

2 thoughts on “Chicken Cacciatore – sorta

  1. Aw… the school of hard knocks done smacked you upside the head, again!!! You know, I could’ve picked up some lemons for you on the way home…

  2. Or I could have gone around the corner to the most awesome Mexican market in the world, had I known what it would have done. Or just left out the citrus. I already bastardized the recipe by not using anchovies or white wine. I was just looking for nice meal.
    I won’t be making that mistake again, I can sure as hell say that fer sure.